Monday, May 26, 2014

What is the most tiring thing ever?

is it:

Exercising?
Working?
Babysitting?
Tutoring?
Studying?
Playing sports?
Hanging out with friends?

nope. nope. nope. nope. nope.

Truly, honestly, sincerely...
it has to be waking up in the morning~

p.s: such a lazy arse~

Friday, May 16, 2014

Teach Me Solah

When I was 9, I moved from my old school SKTTDI (1) to SK Datuk Keramat. To tell you the truth, that school had bad reputation spelled all over it. The kids were noisy, the teachers were lazy, and the place isn't much of an eyeful. I didn't have many friends, and I was constantly bullied (Imagine I was hit with a math textbook. Remember how thick it was?).

Among all that hulla ballo, there's one thing that stuck a post-it note in my memory.

I was young, naive and clueless (more or less, dense) and I had to stay back for something, one day. One way or another, I ended up at the school's surau. There, I saw my school senior (a prefect) with her other bunch of friends. She was one of the seniors who was fierce for no reason and I thought she despised me (she sort of made a lot of points of hating me. I was weak.). I think, I was told or asked to join to pray. So I followed them to take wudhu' (or rather, i copied their ways). I wasn't sure how to pray properly back them, and I was scared to admit it, so I copied how they pray.

Apparently, my copying was too obvious, the fierce senior stopped and turned facing me. To my surprise, she ask,
" Awak tak tau camne nak sembahyang ke?"

I shook my head weakly, and she taught how. How kind of her to do so, despite how strict she was.

That's the nicest memory i have in that school, and I shall never forget it, thought I kinda forgot who she was. LoL.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Swollen Cheeks??

Back from the dentist, met Ayu on the way... My left cheek was numb and uncomfortable~

Ayu
Put, you ok?

Puteri
Yeah, just a lil numb. Can't feel half of my face! LoL!

Ayu
Yeah, I can see it's abit swollen there..

Puteri
Really?

Ayu
Yeah.. Your right cheek looks puffier than the other.

Puteri
Right?
* but I'm numb on my left?*

...

Puteri
Ayu... I'm numb on my left.. 
What are you trying to say??

Ayu
Opss...

*honestly! she's implying that im FAT!!!!!!!! Puffy cheeks?? You really meant CHUBBY CHEEKS!!*

The Orange Incident

Back in the days when my parents were in love...
Probably 1986 or 87? or 89?

At the train station and the train arrived, having a couple of minutes before leaving.

Ibu Sri
Think should get something to munch on the train.

Ayah
I can drop at the convenient shop there before the train leave.
What would you like?

Ibu Sri
Probably should get some fruits and drinks.

Ayah
Sure

*walks to the convenient shop*

*came back and my mom can only snicker at what my dad bought.*

Ayah
What?

Ibu Sri
Seriously? You bought oranges (fruit) and orange juice?

Ayah
*derp*


p.s: proof that i happened to inherit my dad's derpiness~

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Why am i tan?

All this time, my whole life, i've Questioned my parents,

"Why am I tan?"

My mom is fair. My dad is fair. Almost all of my family members are fair.

so why the heck am i tan?

My mom showed my pictures when she was younger. She was tan, but, she's tan because she was a hockey player in school. She spent too much time in the sun. Of course la burnt.

Now, i know why la...
this MUST be the reason!

just for jokes,
all aside, i don't care anymore.
in this skin, I'M SEXAYHH!!~

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Characters Suave

Something about these two that I adore so much~

They're dorky, cute and gorgeous~
and i dig em~

go go
Emma Stone & Jennifer Lawrence





how not to LOVE em??
LoL

Saturday, May 3, 2014

imperfect man


He may be an imperfect man, but he's my imperfect man.

He's hardly the romantic type, but every time he did something for me (or concerning me),
it means the world to me.

because it's very sincere. :)

Stay Poise, Girls!


oh Tom, you so hot!

Mak Turut

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