Gross Things I Secretly Enjoy (from Buzzfeed)

(BOLD THE ONES YOU'RE GUILTY OF.)


1. Peeling off a big piece of nail varnish in one go.

2. Scraping a really good chunk of dirt out from under your nail.

3. Crumbling off your mascara instead of using makeup remover.

4. Not flossing as a treat.

5. Wearing the same bra for several days (weeks?) and not giving a shit. 

6. Smelling the clothes you wore yesterday and realising you can definitely wear them again.

7. Using dry shampoo instead of actual shampoo. For several days in a row.

8. Just washing your fringe, and everyone thinking you’ve got lovely clean hair.

9. Picking crumbs out of your bra… and if you’re feeling really gross, eating them. 

10. Finding something even better than crumbs in your bra, like popcorn. Yum. 

11. Chilling out in front of the TV with your hands down your pants. (it's warm down there)

12. Running your fingers through your pubes in a non-sexual way.

13. Eating something that fell on the floor – three second rule. Or is it five seconds?

14. Keeping a tampon in for slightly longer than you’re meant to. 

15. Wrapping toilet paper round your pants instead of using a pad.

16. Picking dry skin of your lips.

17. Picking dry skin of your feet.

18. Weeing in the shower. 

19. Weeing in the bath.

20. Cleaning your body with wet wipes instead of having a shower, meaning you can wake up later.

21. Eating food in bed.

22. Smelling your own farts.

23. Picking out your eye goop and marvelling at the size of it.

24. Getting a big bit of ear wax out of your ear.

25. Not bothering to wash your sports bra because it’s only going to get dirty again anyway.

26. Plucking out a really tough hair on your face, and putting it on your mirror like a hunting trophy.

27. Squeezing a whitehead and watching a really long pus worm wiggle out. 

28. Squeezing a massive zit which hits the mirror.

29. Stroking a rogue chin hair.

30. Picking out an ingrown hair.

31. Staring in awe at all the gunk that comes out on a pore strip.

32. Waking up on Saturday, and going to the shops in your oldest, grubbiest clothes/pyjamas with no make-up and greasy hair. Also known as “Grossery” shopping*.

33. Putting fresh make-up over yesterday’s make-up which you didn’t bother to clean off.

34. Smelling your armpits and being impressed by the scent.

35. Whacking new deodorant over old deodorant instead of having a shower. 

36. Using perfume instead of having a shower. 

37. Dusting your flakey scalp and watching the flakes fall like snow. 

38. Scratching your scalp and getting lots of satisfying dead skin under your fingernails.

39. Warming your hands inside you bra by holding your boobs. 

40. Picking weird dusty grey stuff out of your belly button.

41. Pulling out a particularly long, wiry pube that catches your attention.

42. Looking into the toilet to admire the size of your poo.

43. Belching louder than any guy.

44. Feeling proud when you do a really noisy fart.

45. Wearing make-up that you bought about 10 years ago. 

46. Pulling hairs out of your bum crack in the shower. 

47. Spreading your stray hairs on the shower wall. 

48. Rolling stray hairs into little balls and throwing them in the vague direction of the bin, missing the bin and leaving it.

49. Cutting your nails, and not paying attention to wear they fly.



(23 out of 49. Not bad..)

Public Massacre

tho.. the title might be abit misleading...

thus, what i did cud lead to one (not literal tho)..

my whole life, in any relationship...

i have never... i repeat.. 

NEVER!! 

been soooooo embarrassed in my whole entire life!!

thus.. i'v unintentionally did it!!

omg... i was so upset..

in fact, im still upset!

i know im probably exaggerating,

but the humiliation was too great,

i feel like digging the cement floor and hide in it...

the shame was to big for me...

oh my god!!

forgive me love..

im no longer a lady..

i hv scarred my gracefulness before you.

it wasnt on purpose, i promise!!

oh god! the shame!!!!!

p.s: i farted infront of my bf... it was so awkward, i cant let him live to tell the tale...

p.s.s: no... i didnt kill him.... i just slapped him unconscious...

p.s.s.s: no... i didnt.. i lied... he's still alive.. coz i love him so much...

p.s.s.s.s: i wish i did tho....

p.s.s.s.s.s: please enjoy the butterfly above... thank you... :)

towel..

just...

how many times in your ADULT LIFE..

have you forgotten to take the towel with you to the shower..

only to realized it, half way through the shower?

coz,

i've done it alot of time... >.>

bravo derpette~

p.s: luckily my room is only beside the toilet...

i GAINED???

evryone else

"OMG!! gained 2kg!! need to workout more!!"

me

"OMG!! gained 2kg!! need to poop more!!"

B.O?

i dunno why,
in my room,
at a certain particular spot..
there's a smell...
like...
an typical onion-y body odor..
the ones produced when forgotten to use deodorant or body spray...
those kinds...

i sniffed myself.. not me.. i certainly use it all the time..
i sniffed anywhere else in the room... looking for its main spot..
cant find it..
its like, already there in mid air~

i wonder where i comes from??

How To Troll Racist Guys

i had a fun time...

trolling an old fool... 

but it is also nice to know that there are also nice people in the world... ;)

p.s: even kept my manners and restrain from using vulgar words... ;p

racist or just stupid?

this is exactly the problem with people nowadays.

shallow, stupid, jerks and just plain ugly...

i hv like, literally, lots of fact to correct him there,

but he was probably too arrogant (and dumb) to admit it,

so, kinda no use to argue no?

and really,

i just ended up trolling... and if he believes it...

nuff said..

(still going on tho)

p.s: i wudnt say malaysia is an entirely peaceful loving country much, but seriously, we dont eat people, cats or dogs... hahaha!!

p.s.s: fyi, im not the only one arguing with this douche... try and see... http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=5Zmn3YqjQNY

i hate you

yes!! you!!

you sux big time!!

you hurt me so much..

you make me cry badly...

you make me puke!!

sickening!!

no matter what people say about you!!

you'r still a pain!!

no matter how goody2 you can be..

oh, you cant fool me!!

you spoil my appetite and you make me puke and stop eating..

pfffttt....

who do you think you are??

stupid onion...

please ibu.. dont make me eat it anymore... i'll die!!! 

p.s: yes, this post is purely dedicated to onions of all kinds and garlics. they do sux... >.>

Be cautious when selecting bananas

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At the rate of RM 2/- 1 Kg., death is being sold now-a-days in our markets.

Friends, we all love bananas & we eat a lot of them, but the bananas available in the market are forced ripe by dipping in water mixed with Carbide.  The consumption of these bananas is 100% sure to cause Cancer or some other infection in the stomach. Therefore, such type of bananas are to be avoided. But, how does one recognize the bananas ripened with the help of Carbide?  Bananas which are ripened naturally are dark yellow & there are small black spots here and there on the bananas & the stalks are black. While those which are forced ripe with Carbide are lemon yellow & their stalks are green & moreover they are clearyellow without any black spots. Now, what is Carbide and how is it harmful?  Carbide is a chemical which if mixed with water, emits heat and the heat emitted by a Close tank mixed with Carbide is even more than that emitted by a LPG Cylinder, so much so it can be used for Gas Cutting (which means the calorific value is so high that it can replace LPG gas).  In the same way, when the bunch of bananas are dipped in the water mixed with Carbide, the gas gets absorbed into the bananas & they get ripe.  However, the banana vendors are not that literate & so they do not know the exact proportion of Carbide to be used for a dozen of bananas.  As a result they end up using excess quantity of Carbide which gets absorbed into the bananas & ultimately enters our stomach.  Due to this excess use of Carbide, Tumours can be formed in our digestive system. So, next time you purchase bananas, make sure you select the naturally ripened ones.

i hate it

I HATE THE TERM (U and I) in a Malay conversation!!

example:

eh, u nak g mkn dgn i x?

u kt mane?

i rindu u la...

i rase kn, baju yg u pkai aritu ok la...

this kind of term annoys me most,

yeah, i dont mind other people use it,

but when i comes to my love ones who speak like this,

im sorry,

i just hv to SCREAM at you...

its freaking annoying!!!

gosh!! its so fake ok...

FISH!!

p.s: i dunno i just felt that its annoying.. dont be offended.. ;)

Sex Spams??

why do i get this alot in my ym?

i mean, did i set my gender in ym as a male?

this is so sick, especially when it happens TOO freQuently..

i dunno if the ones adding me are my friends or not..

funny thing is, always women...

why??

Wrinkly Palm

*this is what happen when i had contact with water for more than 3min*

it hurts, annoying and not pretty...
what's da cause, guy???

Obsessions on Lips

yeah... like the title above...
i hv this strange obsessions on lips...
especially the soft pretty ones...

n i love lipgloss/lipsticks...
tho, i dont wear them all the time..
but when i got my hands on them..
i can apply it on the whole day...
until i overdid them eventually...
haishh.... heheh... ;p

p.s: i used to think that blood red is a pretty lip colour.. so, i literally peel my lips until it bleeds, n smear the blood to make it pretty... yeah.. i know.. pretty eerie n gross.. ahaha!!

HandPhone Stalkers

guy:
hello, ur cute... can i have ur number?

girl:
no...

guy:
please??? i wont bother u much.. just wanna be friends?

girl:
sorry, i dont give my number to strangers...

guy:
but, now, i know you...

girl:
*urghhh*

this is one situation y girls hate guys to ask their numbers...

get a grip, guys...
if we say no...
it means, NO!!!
MORONS!!!

we're not the ones to say
' no means yes'

is saying
no/xleh/cannot/cant/tak boleh/no way
too hard to understand??

are you guys that dumb to understands...

ok, if you guys really wanted to be friends..
y dont you guys ask for email to
FaceBook or Twitter or Myspace or Friendster or ....
GOD!! THERE'S SO MANY WAYS!!!

when a woman says no to phone numbers..
dont be forceful...

Phone numbers meant for Friends...
Not Strangers or
Friends u've just met on the internet, at a bar or evn at the street..

if u really want so badly..
get a b*tch!!!

ps: sorry, im so pissed

Nail Biters

I dont really remember when did i started biting my nails...
but as far as i remembered...
i've been at it for years.. since EVER??

i usually bite when im,

NERVOUS/STRESSED
(ultra worst)

THINKING
(long biting, but not bad)

SCARED
(i nibble till it bleeds)

ANNOYED
(usually with the tiny hard skins surrounding the nails)

BORED
(without realizing)

So, basically...
its hard for me to have pretty (or even proper) nails.
They are always ugly, bleeding and shredded...
(not to mention super short till u can see the inner nail...)
(and also not to mention the pain a felt after that...)

But now...
with all my guts and self-control..
i'm gonna let loose, and stop biting them!!
i need them to be normal... urghh...

but really...
i am controlling myself not to bite them..
DO YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING IT FEELS...??

when u're eating and food gets stuck inside the nails??
when u're eating curry, and the color and smell gets stuck in there?
when u're shampooing ur hair, try not to scratch n hurt ur scalp??
worse of all...
WHEN U NEED TO BITE, BUT UNABLE TO???

urghh... too tempting..

FYI:
nailbiters are usually interesting people. check them out.. heheh.. *wink wink*

another FYI:
im a biter... BIG TIME.. XD

Cockroaches

My sis was on the phone with a fren of hers...
and
was sitting on the ground

and

guess what came out from her leg partings?

a huge cockroach..

ahahah...

i didnt think it really came from her leg partings...
maybe it was just passing thru
and coincidentally went under..
ahaha..

SO GROSS!!!

and now.. she hunting for it..
with a shieldtox, and torchlight,
and
on the bed...

FYI:
i used to get scared of cockroaches (even dead ones) .. but not so much anymore... still gross.. but not so much (if they dont attack me) ... maybe, coz i encountered alot of them before...