Listen To Your Heart, You Will Understand

Sunday, December 19, 2010

before monday... do smile... ;)

Ad In A Long Island Shop: 
Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . strings attached. 

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: 
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
On a bulletin board: 
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading 

My Grandfather Is Eighty & Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. 
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off

Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.....

Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.

The Reason Men Lie: 
Because women Ask too Many Questions..

Getting Caught 
Is The Mother Of Invention.

Laugh & The World Laughs With You,
Snore & You sleep Alone

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe 
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..

Sign In A Restaurant: 
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager...