Sunday, December 19, 2010

before monday... do smile... ;)

Ad In A Long Island Shop: 
Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached. 

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: 
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
 
On a bulletin board: 
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
 

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading 

My Grandfather Is Eighty & Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
 

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. 
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off
 

Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'
 

Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.....
 

Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.
 

The Reason Men Lie: 
Because women Ask too Many Questions..
 

Getting Caught 
Is The Mother Of Invention.
 

Laugh & The World Laughs With You,
Snore & You sleep Alone
 

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe 
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
 

Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
 

Sign In A Restaurant: 
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager...

Mak Turut

 Everybody knows. My father was one of the greatest filmmakers in the industry in Malaysia. (not bragging) I only got to witness him in star...